Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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