i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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