I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
