What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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