I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
