Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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