She said her name was "party"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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