I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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