her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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