Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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