There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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