We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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