R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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