after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
she smelled like a LAN party
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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