therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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