Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize