What did we do last night that was yellow?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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