her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Randomize
