Whats the glycemic index on semen?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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