You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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