real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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