Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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