I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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