mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
where does the pee come out of this thing
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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