This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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