how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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