I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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