People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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