What tipped you off? The sombrero?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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