I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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