For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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