i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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