That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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