i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If that was your dad, he is hot
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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