And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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