Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I see more hoeing in ur future
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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