he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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