Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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