It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
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