so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
