Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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