Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're so nebulous sometimes
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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