I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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