If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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