I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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