I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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