So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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