Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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