the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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