Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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